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Warren W. Wiersbe
A government official in Washington D.C. once quipped, "We have three parties in this city: the Democratic Party, the Republican Party, and the cocktail party."
Japanese proverb
"First the man takes a drink, then the drink takes a drink, and then the drink takes the man."
Winston Churchill was once leaving the Houses of Parliament late at night, when one of the cleaners said to him "Mr Churchill, I do believe you are drunk!". Churchill with his very quick wit replied "Woman you are ugly. In the morning I will be sober!"
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