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Anon
"There are 2 sorts of loser - the good loser, and the one who can't act"
Mark Twain
"Golf is a good walk spoiled"
Yogi Berra (baseball)
"If people don't want to come out to the ball park, nobody's going to stop them"-
Dave Barry
"skiing combines outdoor fun with knocking down trees with your face"
Anon
"Running is an unnatural act except from enemies and to the bathroom"
Reggie Jackson (baseball I think)
"The will to win is worthless if you don't get paid for it"-
P G Wodehouse
"The fascination of shooting as a sport depends almost wholly on whether you are at the right or wrong end of the gun"
Dumb Sports Quotes
*"And here's Moses Kiptanui, the 19 year old Kenyan, who turned 20 a few weeks ago." (David Coleman)
*"Its a great advantage to be able to hurdle with both legs." (David Coleman)
*"We now have exactly the same situation as we had at the start of the race, only exactly the opposite." (Murray Walker)
*Jimmy Hill: "Don't sit on the fence Terry. What chance do you think Germany has of getting through? Terry Venables: "I think it's 50-50."
*"I was in a no-win situation, so I'm glad that I won rather than lost." (Frank Bruno)
*"There is Brendan Foster, by himself, with 20,000 people." (David Coleman)
*"The lead car is absolutely unique, except for the one behind it which is identical." (Murray Walker)
*"I owe a lot to my parents, especially my mother and father." (Greg Norman)
*"There have been injuries and deaths in boxing, but none of them serious." (Alan Minter)
*"Watch the time. It gives you an indication of how fast they are running." (Ron Pickering)
*"That's inches away from being millimetre perfect." (Ted Lowe)
*"The Queen's Park Oval, exactly as its name suggests, is absolutely round." (Tony Crozier)
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